Jen & Jeff's Adventures

 
 

Dear Bike Thieves,

It was not very nice of you to try and steal my bike. I had it locked up at the bottom of the stairs for a reason. It's heavy to carry up the stairs to my apartment... it was easier to leave it downstairs!

I'm glad that you were unsuccessful in stealing my bike, but unfortunately you made a mess of the lock. My husband had to work very hard to untangle the lock after you tried to use my seat as leverage to break the lock. If you had been smart you would have gone to E-Mart and purchased a $5 pair of pliers to cut the lock like we did.

Before we could do that though, we had to try and communicate with our landlord. You and I both know that I don't speak Korean and she doesn't speak English. This means that any conversation we have will be lengthly and difficult. Next time please take this into consideration and steal someone else's bike.

My dear bike thieves, it was not fun going to E-Mart at 8:30pm last night. I was tired and sick and did not want to try and find bolt cutters. Again, not speaking Korean it was difficult to find the bolt cutters. Luckily we were able to find the bolt cutters beside the locks.

Next time please leave my bike alone. I have already had 2 bikes stolen, I've given up my fair share of bikes to the bike gods. Enough is enough.

Thank you kindly,

Jen Dawson

P.S. Your actions also affected my husband as he attempted to eat the lock. This is not good for his health!


 


Comments

Kelly

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:19:06

Oh man! Maybe Jeff should be taking iron pills too - a mangled bike lock is not the place to look for supplementing his diet!

 



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